HOW TO TELL THAT YOURE GETTING OLD
This week I celebrate another birthday, which brings me to that auspicious milestone where I am right between 52 and 54. A person only comes to this stage of life once, so I am going to make the most of it.
This year I plan celebrating my 29th birthday. I figure it’s my birthday, so I […]
Camping Trip To and From Hell
Unlike a real normal family, my father — wait, scratch that. I have absolutely no idea what a real normal family is. Those television and radio programs that have a perfect mother and absolutely obedient children, except in those cases where mischevious behavior can be followed by “boys will be boys” and lusting […]
Marriage: What It Does to a Woman
Ladies just entering a marital or another kind of formal relationship tend to change the way they behave and it is this transformation that many men find problematic and worrying. Some of these are so funny and ironic that they seem too real to be true. But they are. In this article, you […]
The Back Passage!
Following is an excerpt from The Trivial Times . It is set in a newspaper/browser setting. It is a column by an “expert” in historical matter, hence the title. Some consideration must be made for the many memory inconsistencies of Mick Savage. He does his best! ——————————————————————————– Mick here. It was a long, long time […]
The Lighter Side of Spam
Every morning when sit down at the ole computer and go to check my email I know two things will happen. (1) I won’t have received any new sign-upsin any of the hundreds of affiliate programs that ‘guaranteed’ me a massive downline and (2) I will have at least 30 emails that are unsolicitedor SPAM. […]
Office Space Movie Quotes
Straight-Shooter AwardPeter: You see Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy it’s that I just don’t care.
Honesty AwardPeter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door that way Lumbergh can’t see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour.
Peter: Good luck with your […]